We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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