He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
