we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Randomize
