Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
A+ Viking dick
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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