I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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