He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I love you.
Bad choice
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