We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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