is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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