why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
