May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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