On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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