He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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