We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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