He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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