does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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