this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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