Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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