I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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