i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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