these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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