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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..

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(314): View more from Missouri

my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(765): View more from Indiana

His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone

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