I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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