there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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