its not stalking. its research.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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