I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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