he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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