Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
time to smoke my breakfast
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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