id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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