that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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