yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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