do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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