these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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