Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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