you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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