Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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