Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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