I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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