On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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