All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
MIDGETS
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Randomize
