we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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