I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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