So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
