i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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