I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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