it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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