I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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