I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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