Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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