He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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