I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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