i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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