I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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