My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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