I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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